| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9267 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9687 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
The best political server.
mc.dragonland.fun
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9629 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 210 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8173 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7891 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1870 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 753 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 445 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7998 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7407 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9308 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6186 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2438 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3740 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9364 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5137 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8255 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7519 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Votes: | 7775 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8438 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6323 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2562 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
