Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY