Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4898	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5676
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5154
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7891
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	157
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Votes:	5977
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	9447
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!