Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, Expansion, Extras, Farms, Features, large projects, Minecraft, Plugins, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Draconicraft SMP Server

Type	Version	Age Requirement	Whitelist
Semi-vanilla	1.21	18+	Yes

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla experience within a large world border. The server expands with each Minecraft update, allowing players to work on long-term projects while also connecting with a global community of players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	Semi-vanilla, with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
How does the world expand?	With each Minecraft update, the world border expands rather than resetting, giving players time to work on projects.
What languages are spoken on the server?	English is encouraged for public chat, but players can use their native language in voice chat respectfully.
What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Bundles, Custom Armor Statues, and more.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form to get started.

For more information and to join the server, visit https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Love Letters Sent:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5268
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Emeralds Found:	440	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	78
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Star Shards Collected:	264	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Farms Harvested:	960	Star Shards Collected:	288

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	547724
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.