Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.