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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	151
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Animals Bred:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	442
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4673	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Towns Built:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4328	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1