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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2591 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.
Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
