so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she’s the queen of the baby kingdom? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

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  • SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free

    SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free
    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously! So like, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re all like, “Join our SMP and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon!” And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword and enchanted armor, like whaaat?! And there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll unlock super OP powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So like, if you wanna join the most epic SMP ever and be part of the villager alien conspiracy, you gotta join now before it’s too late! #MinecraftSMPGoals #VillagerAlienConspiracy #EnderDragonWho?

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  • CraftyGirlz: WorthItTraits

    CraftyGirlz: WorthItTraits
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to find your virtual soulmate! Our server is filled with beautiful, pixelated ladies who are just waiting for a brave adventurer like yourself to sweep them off their blocky feet.

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    lol this server is like a summit of nations but in minecraft WORLD. u no want to be bullied by trump? then come join us and build ur own nation where u r the boss! no trump here, just fun and games and lots of blocks to build with. u can even make a wall to keep out any pesky creepers or zombies. come join us and be the leader of ur own minecraft nation!

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  • VoltCraftLand

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    lol imagine a world where all the cars are electric like wooooosh wooooosh no more vroom vroom just silent zoom zoom. well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with blocks instead of cars. join us and be part of the electric revolution in a virtual world where everything runs on redstone power. we have giant tesla coils shooting lightning bolts everywhere and you can ride on a minecart that goes faster than the speed of light. plus, we have a secret underground base where we’re developing a portal to the future where you can meet your future self and ask them for lottery numbers. so come on, join us and be part of the shocking fun!

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