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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5513 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.
as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.
so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!
