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Cured My Depression Minecraft Server

addiction, cocaine, coping mechanisms, CS (Counter-Strike), cured, depression, drug use, e-girlfriend, emotional release, employment, escapism, god complex, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, NEET (Not in Education, online gaming, or Training), self-medication, Server, shouting, slut, social isolation, toxic behavior

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to depression once and for all. How, you ask? By trying our special virtual cocaine! That’s right, one hit of our pixelated powder and you’ll be soaring high above those pesky feelings of sadness. And the best part? You’ll become a virtual god, with all the money and power you could ever dream of. So come on, join us and say hello to your new life of music, CS, shouting at people on Discord, and chilling with your e-girlfriend who may or may not be a total slut. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it beats feeling blue, right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sissy Minecraft SMP Feminization

crossdressing, Dominant, Femininity, Feminization, feminized, gender bending, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, Gender Roles, gender transformation, Masculinity, Minecraft, role reversal, sissification, sissy, smp, submissive, transformation fantasies., Transgender

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where you can embrace your inner sissy and become the most fabulous player in the game? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your feminization needs.

Imagine this: you start off as a rugged warrior, but through a series of hilarious mishaps and magical potions, you find yourself transformed into a glamorous princess, complete with a sparkly tiara and a pink tutu.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with enchanting quests and challenges that will test your newfound femininity. From slaying dragons in high heels to building the most fabulous castle in all the land, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your inner sissy shine! Who knows, you might just become the queen bee of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your fabulousness.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	310302
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	3414
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

adult event, alcohol, all girl event, close friend group, dinner party, dinnercraft, event planning, Group Chat, Guidelines, hosting a party, late night, Minecraft, no dogs, paper invitation, party planning, Server, sexy costumes, specific guidelines, spooky dinner party, turn him away, women only

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4067	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2852
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	3236	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ores Mined:	4379

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

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Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	68095
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	97	Runes Activated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	258235	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3