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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5840	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	312
Dimension Hops:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Votes:	2725
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4587	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	2632
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Potions Brewed:	169	Zombie Dances:	5
Ores Mined:	836	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Potions Brewed:	93	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	3035
Ores Mined:	2848	New Chunks Explored:	551865
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4