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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9654 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!