Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Divine Spears Created: 28 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY