Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY