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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9097 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?
So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.