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Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server

family dynamics, financial boundaries, financial contributions, financial independence, gift giving, household expenses, HubsNBills, husband covering bills, in-laws, joint expenses, marital finances, Minecraft, mortgage-free, nursing income, passive income, property taxes, rental properties, Server, snide comments, spousal support, student loans, working part-time

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my husband covering all the bills? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all the virtual expenses for you! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want a fancy enchanted sword? We’ll hook you up. Our server is like having a sugar daddy, but in Minecraft form.

Just like how my husband adopted my daughter, our server will adopt you into its virtual family and shower you with gifts and goodies. And just like how my passive income covers all my personal expenses, our server will cover all your virtual needs.

So come join us and let us spoil you rotten, just like my in-laws think my husband spoils me. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	646689

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Items Found:	3168	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1701

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

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THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	729
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Love Letters Sent:	14
Buildings Constructed:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Crops Grown:	9048
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2