Don’t Mess with Steve | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	9215	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dimension Hops:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Star Shards Collected:	252	Potions Brewed:	177
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	87301	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	4332
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Farms Harvested:	134
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7929
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Votes:	6035	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	248	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	818	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	1610	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2