DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

Abilities, candy, chains, city, cranky, crash bandicoot, Diddy, Dixie, Donkey, donkey kong, Donkey Kong Urban Jungle, DonkeyCraft, fast paced movement, Funky, JUNGLE, Kong civilians, Kongs, Kremling Krew, Lanky Kong, mario 3d world, New game, October release, power lines, Precision, Server, sonic colors, Swinging, Tiny Kong, Urban, urban jungle

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	784	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Get ready to go bananas on our Minecraft server, where we have a new game coming out next year called “Donkey Kong Urban Jungle”! Inspired by all your favorite classic games, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join us and choose from a variety of Kongs, including the OG Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, and Funky. But wait, there’s more! Unlock special Kongs like Candy with her watermelon weapon, Tiny Kong in all her racing glory, and Lanky Kong looking like a trophy straight out of Smash Bros.

Explore a city overrun by the Kremling Krew, swinging from chains, power lines, and even Kremling Flags. Save Kong civilians and show those Kremlings who’s boss with your epic movement abilities.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you swing from broken power lines and save Kong civilians in a city gone mad? Get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Emeralds Found:	4019	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	884279	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Animals Bred:	148	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	722	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6225	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Farms Harvested:	795

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4163	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	268	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	669786

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	127
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2978

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	71	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ores Mined:	9983	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	4124
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	15

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?