DonetskCraft – Shootin’ Down Russkies! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

“Youth, 18-24-year-olds, addiction, Adult, Adults, Behavior, e-cigarettes, Edition, england, health, nicotine, non-smokers, Prevention, public health, Rise, smoking, statistics, tobacco, trends, VapeCrafters, Vaping, vaping culture, young, young adults

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	159

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

#sustainability, atmosphere, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate impact, coal, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Footprint, Fossil Fuels, gas, global warming, greenhouse gas footprint, greenhouse gases, HARMFUL, Liquefied natural gas, methane, Minecraft, Natural resources, Pollution, processing, Server, shipping

join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2318	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Discord link:	Join Discord

I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

See you on the server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is turned off on the server.
What mod pack does the server use?	The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in the SEA region.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, body changes, Character development, documenting changes, Fun, growth, izuku, Izukus, journaling, Manga, Minecraft, new supplement, personal journey, plot twist, Protagonist, Quirk, self-experimentation, Server, SuperHero, Superpowers, supp, transformation, unexpected progress, unexpected results

Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3141
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2