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Players: 93/900 Votes: 8971
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

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Are you ready to enter a world where the Wheel has turned once again? Join our Minecraft server for the Blitzmin start the fucking blitz edition! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is extremely outdated, our Steam group is filled with the weirdest memes you’ll ever see, and our multiplayer guide is probably written in hieroglyphics. Join our server and experience battles that will make your head spin faster than the Wheel itself.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our fan art gallery is filled with masterpieces that will make you question reality. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun on our server.

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  • Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

    Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2440
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4826 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

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  • CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

    CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 375
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

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  • BagHuntPeakTimeGF

    BagHuntPeakTimeGF
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9226
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Emeralds Found: 5122
    Alien Abductions: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

    We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

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  • NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8574
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 340 Villages Defended: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

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  • NoBeefNoEatMC

    NoBeefNoEatMC
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6161
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

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  • LouvreLand Minecraft Server

    LouvreLand Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6422
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2802
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

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  • HolocaustHavocMC

    HolocaustHavocMC
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8870
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

    Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1770
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

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    join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

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  • Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

    Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9301
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8877 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

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    join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

    imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

    our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

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  • The Longbirch Vanguard

    The Longbirch Vanguard
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1831
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

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    IP MC.LVRPG.NET
    Java Version 1.21.1

    Overview

    A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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    FAQ

    1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

    2. What are the available classes in the server?

    There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

    3. Are there different races to play as?

    Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

    4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

    There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

    5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

    There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

    6. Is there a deity system in the game?

    Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

    7. How often are updates released on the server?

    The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

    8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

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  • Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

    Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 453
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

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  • PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

    PuppyPurge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 8507
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

    Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

    Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

    So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

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  • PowerWasherPals4Eva

    PowerWasherPals4Eva
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9563
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Farms Harvested: 374
    Star Shards Collected: 269 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

    But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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  • SmartypantsMC SMP

    SmartypantsMC SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5780
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9906
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7844 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 198 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

    On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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