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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5941 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 124 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.
But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).