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BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2611
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	787111	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3605
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Towns Built:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4