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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7073 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 458421 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.
We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?
