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PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2404	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Void Gems Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1973	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9313
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5294	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2950

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ores Mined:	804	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3929
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	155

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4