DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8278
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crops Grown:	7062	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	6984
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	280	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	718
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	2712

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.