DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	4871	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ores Mined:	7502	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8792
Enchantments Applied:	240	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Emeralds Found:	5086	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3998	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	203	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Potions Brewed:	151
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Farms Harvested:	954	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!