DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	941
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9254
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6150	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	3650
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Crops Grown:	5785
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

challenging beliefs, Character development, compassion, Empathy, facing failure, gaining wisdom, Gratitude, Humblecraft, HumbleHumbling, humbling experience, humility, inner strength, introspection, learning from mistakes, life changing events, life lessons, overcoming ego, personal growth, perspective shift, self reflection, smp, transformative moments, Vulnerability

Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1638	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyLoveLessons

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5985

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GazaPrideCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	3950	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6