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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9330 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!