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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9711 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 206 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!