Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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