Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6395 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 New Chunks Explored: 129309
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Animals Bred: 76 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 New Chunks Explored: 887044
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5853 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4259 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoMilkBandit

    ChocoMilkBandit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

    Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2745 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Crops Grown: 5347 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Emeralds Found: 1485
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

    join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

    plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafting Misfortune

    Crafting Misfortune
    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

    also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

    oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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