DogeCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Customization, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Pets, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Relaxation, Rewards, Skills, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hypixel	DogeCraft
One of the largest Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of game modes Regular updates and events Premium experience with high-quality minigames High player population Hub for competitive players	Focuses on a friendly community Offers unique end-game options Jobs, player shops, and custom items Hard difficulty survival experience No pay-to-win aspects Events and player duels

FAQ:

1. What makes Hypixel stand out compared to DogeCraft? – Hypixel is known for its large player base, vast array of game modes, and continuous updates. It offers a premium gaming experience with high-quality minigames and is a hub for competitive players.

2. What sets DogeCraft apart from Hypixel? – DogeCraft focuses on creating a friendly community and providing unique end-game options for players. It offers features like jobs, player shops, custom items, and a hard difficulty survival experience without any pay-to-win elements.

3. Does Hypixel have a higher player population than DogeCraft? – Yes, Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers and generally has a higher player population compared to DogeCraft.

4. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on DogeCraft? – No, DogeCraft prides itself on being a server without any pay-to-win features, allowing all players to enjoy the game on an equal footing.

5. Which server is more suitable for competitive players? – Hypixel is more suitable for competitive players due to its large variety of game modes and emphasis on high-quality minigames.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	189	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	203	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	8860	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	497303	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	206	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	818055	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	9508	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Votes:	6056
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7386	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	95	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!