New Minecraft Servers

DogeCraft Minecraft Server

DogeCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, sh*t is literally hitting the fan and flying past $10 per plebbit!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows judged by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to buy enchanted weapons and armor. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where every block is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

    NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftyBanter

    MineCraftyBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

    Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

    So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FrenchFusionMCServer

    FrenchFusionMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

    DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

    anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

    so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Error Prone Chatbot Server

    Error Prone Chatbot Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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