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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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