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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 5726
Mines Excavated: 3698 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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