🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting touched is your funny bone! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans!

🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!

😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
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