🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting touched is your funny bone! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans!

🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!

😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Mines Excavated: 1290
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 244
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY