Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane family feud.

Looking for a server where taking your daughter mini golfing can lead to a full-blown argument? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like this dad who thought he was doing something fun for his daughter but ended up in hot water with his wife.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where even picking up your kids from camp can turn into a heated debate. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even win an award at camp like Mary! Just remember to keep the peace and avoid upsetting any virtual Allie’s along the way.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6069 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 341 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Alien Abductions: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Royal Prince Minecraft Server

    Royal Prince Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

    So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 213 Potions Brewed: 143

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

    So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Emeralds Found: 6879
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NoPadInBedCraft

    NoPadInBedCraft
    Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

    Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4173 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

    Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

    But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

    So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ores Mined: 890

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RubbleRaiders

    RubbleRaiders
    lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    1. No excessively offensive language Respectful communication is important in our community.
    2. No politics or other controversial topics We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ creations and space.
    5. Do not build too close to other players Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind! Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
    7. No advertising We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3439 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Baller Minecraft SMP

    The Baller Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

    Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

    ParentingCraft: AITA Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

    Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

    So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP

    PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to build a castle with your friends while jamming out to the best pop songs ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate pop music party while you craft, build, and survive in a world full of crazy adventures. Picture this: you and your friends battling creepers while singing along to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” or building a roller coaster to the tune of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly DJ who only plays pop music from the 90s. Will you dare to dance with the spirits while mining for rare ores? Only the bravest players will survive the ultimate pop music challenge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a pop-tastic experience like no other!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCreeperSecrets

    CraftyCreeperSecrets
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where the dark secret is that all the mobs are secretly plotting against the players. That’s right, those cute little creepers and zombies are actually masterminds of chaos and destruction. But don’t worry, you can join forces with them and unleash mayhem on your fellow players for a truly unique gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground city filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a dragon who just wants someone to play chess with. Can you outsmart the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of entertainment, look no further. Join us and uncover the dark secrets of your profession as a Minecraft player.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 196
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BoramaeCraft Minecraft Server

    BoramaeCraft Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we fly around in KF-21 Boramae Fighters like total badasses. we out here in the Philippines Air Force, taking over the skies and dominating the competition. ain’t no one messing with us when we’re soaring through the air in our high-tech fighter jets. join us for some crazy aerial battles and show off your piloting skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane action-packed server. let’s goooo!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4735 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NATO-Ukraine Defense Squad

    NATO-Ukraine Defense Squad
    lmao u gotta join this server cuz we got DRONES and MISSILES flying everywhere like a freakin warzone. u can help UKRAINE take down those pesky RUSSIANS with ur mad Minecraft skills. join now and be a hero in the virtual world, bruh. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness. let’s goooooooo!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 272

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Brain Network Depression – Double Size

    Brain Network Depression – Double Size
    so, like, imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server, right? well, get this, scientists discovered that playing on this server actually makes ur brain network twice the size! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    u know how sometimes u feel all sad and stuff? well, guess what? on this server, u will be so happy and full of joy that u won’t even remember what depression feels like. it’s like a magical happy land where all ur worries disappear and u just have a blast building and exploring with ur new minecraft buddies.

    plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft master. u’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from ur hands, and even summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join this server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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