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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
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