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English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5426	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchantments Applied:	234	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	792

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Mines Excavated:	3927
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	182326	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	8007
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	8398	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3