dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Void Gems Collected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4061
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1679	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	555108

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4505	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).