DniproCraft Minecraft Server

3-year-old girl, aggression, Bombing, CASUALTIES, city, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Dnipro Oblast, DniproCraft, eastern europe, Injuries, International, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian attack, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9517	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can build epic castles and battle creepers, then you gotta join this server, bro! We got crazier adventures than a Russian attack on Dnipro Oblast city, I’m tellin’ ya!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you, spitting like crazy. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players rode into battle on flying pigs, armed with nothing but carrots.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that 3-year-old girl who got injured in the Russian attack. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4107	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	992163

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	540	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mines Excavated:	4213
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
New Chunks Explored:	891005	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6195	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!