AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7093
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Emeralds Found:	4260
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	204	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	2277
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8244
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Potions Brewed:	62	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9555	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

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