| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1041 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 594 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4242 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3903 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 125 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Zeus's Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2004 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 165 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4808 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6516 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2414 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
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| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Region | South US |
A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form
A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.
A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.
So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8982 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3376 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9225 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!
So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 361 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4558 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Potions Brewed: | 64 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7938 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2444 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.
epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3738 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!
And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?
So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 902 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Zeus's Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 651962 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7360 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Votes: | 9409 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5869 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.
So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.
