| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5426 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3006 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8574 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1465 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 878 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5713 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Zeus's Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6349 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 141 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4753 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5537 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5464 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 302 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1132 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 149 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1450 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5263 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5778 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4323 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4994 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6627 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
