New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness divorces over the most ridiculous reasons ever! We had a player divorce their in-game spouse because they accidentally killed their virtual pet pig. The drama was intense, let me tell you. But hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world where even pixelated pigs can break up marriages. So if you’re looking for some wild and crazy shenanigans, come join us and see what other bizarre reasons for divorce you can witness!

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  • Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.2

    Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of craziness! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to find out why white women love shitskins, it’s the ultimate mystery waiting to be solved in blocky pixel form. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is where the party’s at!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ExWifeWeddingCrasher

    ExWifeWeddingCrasher

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the bride invites her brother’s ex-wife, who just so happens to be the mother of her 8-year-old niece.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through the twists and turns of co-parenting, prison time, and new marriages all while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose to side with the bride and support her inclusive family values, or will you join forces with the brother and his new wife in their quest to keep the ex-wife away from the wedding?

    With drama at every turn and alliances being tested, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual altar. Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MiningTogetherMinecraftSMP

    MiningTogetherMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you ever heard of this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, everyone on there is just a bunch of loony tunes, but in a good way, ya know? We’ve got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato, like what even? And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a hoot and a half, I tell ya.

    But the best part is the couples activities we do on the server. Like, every couple that’s been together for a while has to do this one challenge where they have to build a house together using only pink wool and TNT. It’s a disaster waiting to happen, but it’s so much fun to watch. And if you survive the explosion, you get a special diamond pickaxe that lets you mine bedrock. It’s totally OP, bro.

    So if you and your significant other are looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBribesForPOTUS

    CraftyBribesForPOTUS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we bribe the POTUS in real time for over $30 billion! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to outbid each other for the president’s favor. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a bribery bonanza like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • License to Law – Minecraft Server

    License to Law – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and you’re just mining away, building your little house, right? but then, outta nowhere, a group of chickens start attacking you with diamond swords! it’s like a chicken uprising or something! but don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame the chickens and ride them into battle against the evil cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. it’s a wild ride, man. and if you ever get bored of that, you can always join the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s a lawless land of chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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