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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2804 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 56 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 383156 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?