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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9283 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?