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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9499 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?