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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2369 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 250 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Potions Brewed: | 22 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
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