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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9112 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
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